BF

" I don't want a boyfriend, I want a friend. I'm only looking, desperately seeking, a friend. someone who'd know his or her distance and someone who'd make me feel safe in being distant and weird. I don't want a boy friend, I gave up on that for good. I don't think it's safe and healthy for anyone to be my boy friend, or even for me to have a boy friend for that matter. it's even written in books that I suck in relationships so please be a friend. a good friend. please? "--

overheard in the city, random homeless guy talking to himself!